Nate
Hill holds the crown of The Greatest Artist Of All Time. With his Bible
Rewrite Project scattered with pictures of homemade animals sewn
together, Nate is becoming a God of his own universe filled with
animals he made and people who he created (SEE: A.D.A.M. Project). And what's this about leading a tour through the garbage of Chinatown?
The REAL GOD takes time out from His busy schedule to talk with Nate in
this very exclusive interview...
God: Am I supposed to be doing this interview? Usually people have questions for Me.
Nate: I'd like to know when You're coming back?
God:
Oh, I don't know. I was reading this 'Bible Rewrite Project' of yours,
so if I were you, I might say when men and women start sewing dead
animal parts onto themselves again [Bible Rewrite Project Genesis 6].
In My own words--When all flesh is corrupt.
Nate: What do you
mean by 'corrupt?' Not when roadkill pets are used for art or... er...
dead animals are used for 'entertainment?'
God: That's a tough
one. Overall, I like how you're making something beautiful out of
something ugly. In terms of collecting pets from roadkill, ask
yourself: Have I tried to find the owner of this animal? I don't want
you to contribute to any one's pain, and they may want their pet back.
As for using animals for entertainment, I would take issue with you
calling sewing dead animals together, "the Holiest activity known to
man." But I have a question for you... With your rewrite, are you trying to
improve upon My Bible?
Nate: Is that possible?
God: Surely no... If you're not trying to improve it, then maybe you want to tell the people what you are trying to do?
Nate:
What I am trying to do is make the world mine like you God.
Everything--mine. Ultimately, what I think will happen is that in my
attempt to recreate the Bible in my own image and create my own animal
kingdom as You did, as well as make my own human beings as You did, I will expose myself for the human that I am, but
at the same time boost Your stature and remind some of Your title as
The Greatest Artist of All Time. So I am actually The Second Greatest
Artist Of All Time.
God: Don't be so hard on yourself. Your work has its own merits. It isn't a complete worthless distortion.
It's like seeing Me through you. You are looking at My legacy through
your singular lens and obsession; that being cutting up dead animals
and sewing them together again in odd ways to make new animals.
Nate:
I know this is all pretty ego maniacal, but perhaps through trying to
make animals and humans of my own, I will get a glimpse into what it
means or how it feels to be God?
God: Maybe a teeny, tiny glimpse.
Nate: I'll take that.
God: What have you learned so far?
Nate: That bloody needles are sharp and they will poke you.
God: Don't give up... Tell the people if you actually want to "stop roadkill"?
Nate: Not really. The website title is ironic. Does a painter want to stop paint?
God: What do you hope to achieve next?
Nate: My very own first human being made from animal parts (the A.D.A.M. project) is already complete. Next, I would like to work on my first female human being, of course, titled The E.V.E. Project (Earthly View of Eden). Also, I'd like to keep investigating "Sexidermy", a mixture of live female models and taxidermy which I fully understand is a little deviant.
God: You think?!! Are you trying to piss Me off?
Nate:
No, I wouldn't dare. I also fantasize about opening a restaurant that
features food from different meats that have been sewn together (sewn
like the turkey on Thanksgiving). So you could eat a dish that is half
turkey leg and half whole fish. Maybe the fish has legs? What do you
think, God?
God: As long as I don't kill you first, that is all possible.
Nate: Also I like the idea of sacrificing animals to myself. I would then use these animals in my work. We'll see.
God: Too far!
Nate: Do you have a problem with my work?
God: Not yet.
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