CliffsNotes

Provided here is an outline of the Bible Rewrite (through Genesis 41):

Genesis 1:

First Nate thinks of every idea that will ever be.
Then He creates everything--Heaven and earth.
In Heaven He declares that the greatest animals are sewn together.
Then He makes plants grow from the earth.
These plants have seeds with animal parts in them.
The parts of animals are growing on the earth before the animals are.
Then He sewed all the first animals together from the plants He made.
These first animals were made from those first plants.
Then the animals were made to reproduce themselves.
So we have this fascinating idea that sewn together animals reproduce.
Then He announces that the animals He has made are blank canvases.
The animals He made are prototypes.
And He gives all the parts and the animals to man for him to sew.
He also announces that this is the holiest activity known to man.

Genesis 2:

He rests on the seventh day.
Before man was ever created, Nate made water come and the first plant.
The brain of man sprouted from between the petals.
From a tree trunk came the body.
Nate took the pieces and sewed together the first human.
Then He breathed the first breath into man and he was made real.
Then He planted a garden and put the first man there.
All the best trees for growing animal parts were there.
So He put man there to explore the possibilities of creation with animals.
Nate told him he could use any parts, just not the ones from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
He told him if you do that then that is the day you will die.
Then He said it is not good for man to be alone.
From the pieces in the trees Nate sewed together all the animals in existence on earth.
Then He let Adam name them.
But Adam was not able to find a helper for himself from the animals.
He made parts erupt from Adam's own body and Adam sewed them together.
He made him fall into a deep sleep and when he awoke he sewed Eve together.
The man and the woman were without clothes but felt no shame.

Genesis 3:

The snake asks Eve if Nate really said they could not use any animals?
Eve says they can use animal parts just not the ones from the tree of knowledge.
Eve says that He said that they would die if they use those parts.
The snake says that she can be sure that they will not die.
Then Eve sees that there are hanging animal parts that are a perfect fit for her body.
And that these parts would make her wise and be like Nate.
She sewed a leopard tail to her back and gave walrus teeth to her husband and he sewed them to his gums.
Then their eyes were opened and they knew they were naked so they covered themselves with fig leaves.
So then Nate comes walking through the garden and they hid.
Nate asks, Have you sewn the parts to your body from the tree of knowledge?
Adam says Eve gave him the teeth.
Eve blames the serpent and says she was tricked.
So then Nate says because of this the serpent will be punished.
He will be the only animal in the kingdom who will not have limbs sewn unto.
So then Adam is cursed also to work the land with much struggle for results.
So man was driven out of the Garden for sewing the parts onto their body.

Genesis 4:

Eve gives birth to Cain followed by Abel.
One day both Cain and Abel brought offerings.
Cain brought fruit, but Abel brought a home sewn goat with webbed seal feet.
Nate showed favor to Abel's gift.
He neglected Cain's gift and Cain got angry.
Nate asked him why he was angry and warned him not to fall into jealousy or sin.
Cain kills his brother Abel.
Nate asks Cain where his brother is because he can hear Abel's blood crying out from the ground.
He curses Cain so that he will not be able to make new animals no matter how he tries.
Cain says he is being punished too harshly and he thinks he will be killed.
Nate protects him with a mark.
Adam and Eve had another child named Seth to replace Abel.

Genesis 5:

When Nate made man he made them in the likeness of Nate.
He also named them Man.
Adam fathered Seth and died at 930.
Seth fathered Enosh and died at 912.
Enosh fathered Kenan and died at 905.
Kenan fathered Mahalahel and died at 910.
Mahalahel fathered Jared and died at 895.
Jared fathered Enoch and died at 962.
Enoch fathered Methuselah and died at 365.
Methuselah fathered Lamech and died at 969.
Lamech fathered Noah and died at 777.
Noah fathered Shem, Ham, and Japeth.

Genesis 6:

When men became many, Nate made sure their daughters were beautiful.
This way men could have beautiful wives.
Nate said that His spirit would not stay in man forever.
There would come a time when man dies around 120 years or much less.
The men were physically powerful.
Man was becoming more and more sinful before Nate.
Every plan and thought in man's heart were sinful.
Man was sewing animal parts to his own body in unspeakable places.
Nate was sorry that he made man.
He decided to destroy His creation and everything on the land including the limbed fruit.
But Noah found grace in Nate's eyes.
Noah was a good man in a world of sinful men.
He did not attach animal parts to himself.
Instead he made beautiful animals for Nate.
At this time, man was killing his fellow man for human body parts.
A man would kill his best friend for his biceps and attach them to himself.
All men were sick with sin, but Noah was right with Nate.
Nate told Noah that he was going to destroy all men.
He gave him instructions on how to make a large boat for him and his family.
He said bring the limbed fruit and the live animals onto the boat.
Male and female of the animals.
Nate said these will remain canvases for man's creation.
Nate was disappointed with his creation of man, but knew that hope was never lost.

Genesis 7:

Nate tells Noah and his family to go into the boat.
He says that at the time, Noah was the only good one among sinful men.
He gives him instructions on the numbers of animals to take.
Nate says that he will send rain for 40 days and 40 nights and destroy everything.
Noah and his family did everything He told them to do.
They all went into the boat as the flooding began.
They each carried a sapling of a plant that would someday grow animal parts.
All the animals went in and Nate shut them in.
The water grew deep over the earth and the boat lifted.
The water was 4 times taller than a man over the top of the mountains.
The water destroyed everything on the earth.
Only those on the boat with Noah survived.
The water covered the earth for 150 days.

Genesis 8:

Nate made it stop raining and the water go down.
The large boat came to a rest at Mount Ararat.
Still Noah could not actually see dry land.
To test for dry land, Noah sent out a raven to see if it might return with a twig, but the raven did not return.
Then Noah sent out a dove, but the dove returned because there was no land for her to land.
Noah waited and sent out a second dove, but it also returned.
Noah grew restless and he wanted to get off the boat.
He wanted to find the land himself.
So he sewed together many animals that float easily and made an animal bridge.
One by one, he sewed hippos and polar bears, until he reached shallow water.
There he found a beautiful olive tree, peeking from the water, growing animal parts, the limbed fruit.
Still, Noah had to walk back to the ark on his animal bridge since the earth was still covered with water however shallow.
Finally the water dried up, and Nate told Noah to bring everyone and everything out of the ark.
Noah made a new animal offering of thanks to Nate that included 4 giraffe necks and 2 pairs of frog's legs.
Nate promised never to destroy all mankind again.

Genesis 9:

Nate says to remake all the animals in the land.
Nate says that we may eat the new animals that we sew, but that the best sewn creations should not be eaten so others may see them in the future.
Nate says he will take the life of every animal and person for taking life.
Whoever takes a life, will have his life taken, Nate says.
Then He says to teach the children to sew together animals.
He says that He promises to never destroy all life with a flood again.
To remind us of His promise, Nate sends clouds in the shapes of new animals.
And whenever we see them, we are reminded of his promise.
Noah had a farm and planted a grape field where he made wine.
He drank too much and his son, Ham, sewed Noah's hand into a pig carcass.
Then Ham told his two brothers.
His brothers helped their father in this time and treated him with respect.
When Noah awoke from his sleep, he knew it was Ham who abused him because he recognized the sewing pattern.
Noah called to Nate and said, let the land of Canaan, Ham's home, be cursed.
Noah dies.

Genesis 10:

Biblical genealogy is presented.

Genesis 11:

Like minded people who spoke the same language decided to make a town together.
There they would make new animal with the canvases that Nate gave them.
They built a tower to the Heavens where they could personally offer new animal offerings to Nate and receive artistic advice.
They wanted to learn from Nate.
The people ascended the tower and Nate drove in riding a cloud.
Nate saw the bags of new animals that they had brought and He offered his time to each one.
Nate thanked them all at the end of day and they descended with His suggestions in their head.
This idea spread and in each city there would be a tower like in Babel.
Nate said that He loved their courage in trying to be like Him and they they would get it right someday.
Also more biblical genealogy.

Genesis 12:

Nate told Abram to leave his family and follow His cloud.
The cloud was in the shape of a new animal made by Nate.
Abram was in awe of the cloud's shape and Nate said the cloud would lead him to the real animal.
Abram followed it.
The cloud lead him to a river where he could only barely make out fish with mustaches.
The cloud stayed overhead, so Abram knew the animal he was looking for must be close by.
He asked Nate if it was deep in the water where he could not see?
Nate was silent.
So Abram held his breath and swam into the deep.
He didn't find the animal, but the mustached fish almost ate him alive.
Abram asked Nate why He tricked him and almost killed him?
Nate said that He would not have let him die, and it was only a surprise.
Nate also said that in good and bad, He will always be Nate.
Even when terror comes.
Nate promises that horror will come.
Abram was grateful and built an alter to Nate.
Abram traveled with his wife Sarai to Egypt.
Before they arrived in Egypt, Abram asked that Sarai rub dirt on her face.
Abram was afraid that if the men saw that she was pretty, they would cut off her body parts to sew onto their own wives.
When they say Sarai all dirty, they called her a dirty pig.

Genesis 13:

A division grew between Lot and Abram.
They could not agree on territory for their people and animal parts.
Between their camps, there was a war and men sewed killer new animals to fight in battle.
They resolved to end their fighting over land and go their separate ways.
Nate promises to bless Abram with riches, health, and a strong, large family.

Genesis 14:

There was a war and Lot was kidnapped.
Lot was Abram's nephew, so Abram vowed to rescue him.
Abram gathered a small army of 318 men to get Lot.
They sewed ferocious warring animals to go into battle.
Abram rode a horse that had the head of a great white shark.
They rescued Lot and everything that belonged to him.
After the victory, Abram was honored by the king of Sodom.
Abram declined the gifts from the king.
Abram said that Nate would provide and he didn't want to take too much.
He would only accept what his army had eaten.

Genesis 15:

Nate says He will give Abram a great reward.
Abram worries that his family will get nothing because he has not bore a son.
Nate tells him that his family will indeed retain the wealth that He will bless him with.
It was dark and Nate made it day and brought deer limbs from the trees.
The deer limbs dropped like branches and fell magically into a perfect line.
The limbs made a walking bridge so far that Abram could not see the end.
Nate said that as many limbs as Abram could count would be his offspring.
Abram believed, yet expressed some doubt.
Nate said, if you have no faith, you will perish.
Abram apologized for offending Nate.
He made Him a blanket made from a mix of animal skins.
So Nate agreed to give Abram many lands for his descendants.

Genesis 16:

Sarai was not interested in child bearing.
According to her, Nate had blessed her with not motherhood, but animal sewing abilities.
Sarai told Abram, her husband, that he should have a child with their servant Hagar.
Abram and Hagar got married and Hagar became pregnant.
Hagar began to hate Sarai when Hagar got pregnant.
Sarai made it hard on her servant and she ran away and took the baby with her.
An angel of Nate finds Hagar and tells her she should return to her masters, Sarai and Abram.
Hagar returns but not before claiming that Sarai should not have children because she makes new animals.

Genesis 17:

Nate tells Abram to obey Him and live right and he will get many children.
Nate says Abram will father many nations.
He changes Abram's name to Abraham.
Nate promises his children a great nation as many great works of art as well.
As a symbol of Nate's agreement with Abraham and his descendants, Nate asks that they cut their penises off and replace them each with an animal penis.
This is a religious act of agreement between man and Nate for Nate's promise to Abraham's people.
They may choose whatever animal penis they like as a replacement.
Sarai's name changed to Sarah.
Nate promises a son (to be named Isaac) to Abraham and Sarah.
Abraham could not believe it because he was 99 years old.
Regardless, Abraham cut off his piece of skin that day.
He replaced it with a dolphin.

Genesis 18:

Nate visits Abraham and Sarah.
Nate stays for dinner.
Sarah prepares a new animal feast.
She sews together a pig rump and lamb's head.
Nate promises them a son.
Neither of them can believe it because they were both too old.
Nate hears of the extensive sin in Sodom and decides to check for himself.
Nate wonders if He should tell Abraham his plans for Sodom.
Abraham makes a plea to Nate.
He asks that Nate not destroy the good people in Sodom who obediently make new animals dedicated to Nate.

Genesis 19:

Nate comes to Sodom.
Lot invites Him to spend the night.
Nate says He would rather sleep in the street because someone in Lot's house did not cut off his piece of skin.
Lot says it was not him because he sewed on a German Sheppard.
Nate was in Lot's house when all the men of Sodom gathered outside.
They had not taken on the religious act either.
They taunted Nate and exposed themselves.
Lot went outside the house and tried to calm the mob.
They demanded that Nate be released to them.
Lot offered his virgin daughters instead.
The men refused and grew violent and pushed Lot.
Nate rescued Lot and blinded all the men.
Nate advises Lot to save anything he doesn't want destroyed because He is going to destroy Sodom.
Lot plucked some limbed fruit and gathered new animals.
Lot was leaving when the serpent erupted from his mouth.
Lot was possessed.
Nate destroyed Lot with the rest of Sodom.
The serpent escaped.
The angels asked Nate why he was going to save Lot when He knew the serpent was wrapped around Lot's heart?
Nate says Lot made his own decisions.
Lot was revived in Hell.
Lot's daughter begged the serpent for something to ease their father's pain.
The serpent poisoned Lot with an elixir and Lot raped his two daughters.
Lot remembered nothing when he awoke.
His daughters bore him retarded sons.

Genesis 20:

Abraham traveled around.
He told his trusted friend Abimelech a secret about his wife Sarah.
Abraham explained that Sarah used to be a man.
Nate had performed the sex change.
After hearing the news, Abimelech had unwholesome feelings towards Sarah.
Nate corrected Abimelech, but Abimelech argued that she used to be a man.
So to him this was not really coveting another man's "wife."
Nate said it was still wrong.
To prove Abimelech's remorse, Nate asked him to have a sex change himself.
Nate permits this sometimes.
Nate gives him the flesh from Sarah.
Abimelech thanks Sarah for the gift.
After the operation Abimelech could bear children.
Nate's requests were not always understood but obeyed nonetheless.

Genesis 21:

Nate gave Sarah and Abraham a child they named Isaac.
Abraham did the religious act on the child.
Sarah sewed the boy a doll made of slugs.
Sarah saw Hagar's son punching Isaac.
Isaac was getting beat up and Sarah stopped the fight.
Isaac was small and was often picked on.
Sarah suggested to Abraham that she sew new arms on their son to make him stronger.
Abraham is appalled at the idea.
Sarah becomes jealous of Abraham and Hagar's son since that is also Abraham's son.
Abraham says he loves Sarah and they should not change their son.
Because Nate made him.
Sarah asked that Abraham send Hagar and her son away.
Nate says he will take care of Hagar.
Abraham sent Hagar and her son away.
She ran out of water and left her son to die.
She walked away in pain.
Nate came and saved the boy and gave him water.
Nate sewed a baby camel hump on his back.

Genesis 22:

Nate tested Abraham.
He told Abraham to take his son and cut him into the shape of an animal.
The boy would literally become the animal offering.
Abraham agreed and said he would cut his some into a cat.
Abraham was going to use parts of a real cat to add to his son.
Just before he did this for Nate, Nate called down to Abraham, and told him not to do it.
Nate provided a ram for them.
Nate then knew that Abraham would have given Him his only son as an offering.
So Nate vowed to bring good to Abraham.
Nate would give him many children.

Genesis 23:

Sarah, Abraham's wife, died at 127 years old.
Abraham asked for a place to bury his wife because he was a stranger in the land.
They sold him a large piece of land for him to bury Sarah in.
Abraham planted a tree that would one day shade the grave.
Abraham asked Nate to bring back his wife.
Abraham went to sleep, but in the morning he was awakened by a finger tickling his nose.
It was growing from the small tree he'd planted.
It was not a human finger but almost the same shape as Sarah’s.
Abraham thanked Nate for the blessing.
He dreamt of making a zoo by the grave where all the animals would be sewn to look like Sarah.
Nate encouraged him to do this.

Genesis 24:

Abraham completed the zoo after several years.
Nate was proud of this achievement and brought good to Abraham.
Abraham asked his oldest servant to find his son Isaac a wife and bring her back to meet Isaac.
So the servant left with gifts and camels.
He went to Nahor where Abraham's relatives were and where Abraham asked him to look for a wife.
The servant asked that Nate show him the right girl by giving him a specific sign.
Rebekah appeared and gave the sign he was looking for so he knew she was the one for Isaac.
He gave her a gift of a ring made from an armadillo tail and a fish eye.
The servant met the family and finally Rebekah left with the him to meet Isaac.
Isaac loved Rebekah and she comforted him after the death of his mother, Sarah.

Genesis 25:

Abraham dies and is buried beside his wife in the memorial zoo he made for her.
Isaac, Abraham's son, marries Rebekah.
They try to conceive a child but can't, so Isaac prays to Nate who makes it possible.
But the twins fight inside her.
They are born healthy but they were like night and day.
The first, Esau, followed Nate's teachings.
But the second, Jacob, spread the idea that making new animals was sick and not Holy.
It came upon one day that Jacob was starving and asked Esau for food.
Esau said he would give it too him only if he abandon his ideas against new animals.
Jacob promised and got the food but regretted the promise deeply.

Genesis 26:

Nate tells Isaac where to settle his family.
He promises Isaac that he will bring good to him as he promised his father Abraham.
Nate promised Abraham that He would bless his children.
When the men asked Isaac about his wife, Isaac told them she was his sister.
He thought they might want to take her body parts if they knew she was his wife.
Or hurt him to get to her.
Abimelech discovers the truth and tells Isaac to let his paranoia rest.
Isaac settles in that land and plants seeds.
Nate brings him an overwhelming crop of gorilla fingers among other parts.
Isaac opens a university for students to refine their skills in sewing animals.
Abimelech and the people in the village grow jealous and ask him to leave.
Isaac leaves but his university stays.
Nate comes to Isaac and tells him that He is still with him and he is still blessed.
Abimelech returns and acknowledges Isaac's connection with Nate and asks for a truce.
Isaac accepts and they all collaborate on an animal for Nate.

Genesis 27:

Isaac feels that he is dying and calls to his favored son Esau.
Isaac asks him to hunt him a good meal in exchange for a prayer for good to come to Esau.
Rebekah was listening and heard what Isaac promised.
She told their other son Jacob to impersonate Esau and take Isaac the meal.
This way Jacob would get the blessing instead.
Jacob agrees but realizes that Esau has hairy hands and his hands are smooth, so their father would know the difference.
Rebekah has him wear latex gloves as Esau often does.
Jacob takes Issac the meal and tricks him into giving him his blessing.
Esau returns with the meat and he and Isaac are both shocked with what has happened.
Isaac tells Esau that it is too late, and that he already gave the blessing to Jacob.
Isaac tells Esau that his brother Jacob will be greater than him since he has the blessing.
So Esau plans to kill his brother as revenge, but Rebekah hears of this and sends Jacob away.

Genesis 28:

Jacob had a dream.
Nate appeared to him in this dream.
Nate spoke and said that Jacob was lucky to have not been punished for his sins.
Instead Nate decides to honor Isaac's blessing and give Jacob the greatest gift off all.
He gives him the love of making new animals, or as He says, the love of being holy.
Jacob rejects the gift.
Nate creates a display of new animal creation in the air with floating animal parts and a floating needle and thread.
Jacob, wowed, is moved to change his mind and accept the gift and accept Nate in his heart.
Jacob promises to make animals until the day he dies.

Genesis 29:

Jacob traveled east.
He came upon a well where there were sheep drinking from it.
The sheep had extended legs, yet they were still sheep legs, just very long.
Jacob learned that something was being added to the water to make their legs grow longer.
No one could tell him what this was or who added it.
Jacob falls in love with Rachel.
Jacob asks her father, Laban, if he can marry her.
Jacob prefers Rachel over her sister, Leah, because Rachel is taller.
Laban says that Jacob may marry Rachel if he works for him for seven years.
Jacob agrees.
After seven years, Laban breaks the agreement by sneaking Leah into the Jacob's bed and the two have sex accidentally.
Laban does this because the older daughter (Leah) is traditionally married off first.
Jacob is outraged, but agrees to work another seven years for Rachel.
Even though they were still married, Leah could see that Jacob still loved Rachel and she could not live with this.
So just before Jacob was to be reunited with Rachel (after fourteen years), Leah drank some water from the well and tried to make her legs grow taller.
Instead, she grew something like spider legs, looked deformed, and killed herself.

Genesis 30:

No one understood why Leah killed herself.
Jacob and Rachel knew that they were the cause.
Jacob took the kids that he had with Leah into his home with Rachel.
Rachel felt guilt when she saw the kids.
Jacob volunteered to retrieve Leah's body from the well.
Jacob's kids ask their dad why their mother killed herself.
The kids did not want to bury their mother.
They wanted to put her a glass case with rubbing alcohol, so they could be with her forever.
Jacob nor Rachel would allow this.

Genesis 31:

Jacob was blessed by Nate with the love of making new animals.
He called the anniversary of his dream when Nate spoke to him, his "real birthday".
The kids hated Jacob and Rachel.
But months and years passed and their anger subsided.
Jacob was able to reconnect with his kids through art and new animals.
They would make new animal sculptures and leave them on Leah's grave.
A blue whale was spotted off shore.
Even though the blue whale parts grew off the branches, they were so highly prized that they disappeared quickly.
So Jacob took his son to hunt the animal in the water.
When they caught and killed the whale, they had good parts for new animal making.
They dug a man made lake and filled it with rubbing alcohol, so they could use the buoyancy to sew together the very large whale parts.

Genesis 32:

Esau needed to take a journey which happened to be passing by his brother Jacob's home.
They had not spoken since Esau's deception of their father.
Jacob hoped that they could be brothers once more.
Jacob sent a message to his brother offering everything he had to Esau.
Jacob also included that he desperately needed to speak with Esau admitting his despicable behavior.
Esau accepted the invitation to meet, but said he would be bringing 400 men.
This news made Jacob apprehensive.
Jacob didn't know how his brother would react to him because of their history.
Jacob prayed to Nate for a good outcome.
Jacob chose Esau's gifts which included ten donkey noses.
He separated the gifts into two groups and sent the first group with his servants ahead of him.
This was to test how Esau would react and potentially quell some of his anger.
Jacob went to sleep that night but got in a fight in the night with a stranger who he believed was Nate.
The stranger changed his name to Israel.
During the fight Jacob's thigh joint was dislocated.
So to this day the sons of Israel do not push their needles through the animal's thigh joint.

Genesis 33:

When Esau saw Jacob, Esau ran to him and kissed him.
Jacob told him that he brought the animal part gifts because he desperately wanted Esau to forgive him for his deception.
Esau forgave him.
Jacob was grateful to Esau and Nate.
He proposed that they make a new animal together someday.
Jacob then left from there, bought some land and made an altar.

Genesis 34:

Jacob's daughter, Lily, took a walk.
Shechem the son of Hamor saw her and raped her, maybe.
Shechem then wanted her for his wife, so he asked his father to help acquire her.
The sex act brought shame upon Lily, her family, and the community.
Lily's brother Drew heard about the incident from their father Jacob.
Drew and his close friends were filled with anger.
But Shechem's father, Hamor, asked for them to give Lily to Schechem for marriage.
Schechem said to Jacob he would give him as much money as he wanted for Lily.
Drew lied to Schechem and said that he would give his sister to him if he cut off his piece of skin and sewed the animal flesh to his body and all their people followed suit.
Hamor and Schechem agreed and returned to their people.
They made a public announcement to all the men of the city that they must all have the religious act done, so they may then marry the daughters of Israel.
All the men who heard this call, did indeed have the animal flesh attached to themselves.
But after this, a day or so after, when the men were still healing from their religious acts, Drew and his gang rode into the city.
They killed all the men of the city.
They slit the throats of Hamor and Schechem.
And they returned with their sister Lily.
Jacob was not happy with what they did.
But Drew and them believed that the disrespect to Lily had been too great to not seek revenge.

Genesis 35:

Nate says to Jacob that Drew was too harsh on Hamor's people.
Jacob says that if Nate is to punish someone then let it be Jacob because he is Drew's father.
Nate says for Jacob to take his family and go to Bethel to get away from his new enemies.
Jacob made his family ready for the journey.
Rachel was pregnant and on their journey she gave birth.
The baby boy survived, but Rachel died.
As she was dying, Rachel looked to Jacob and gave their son the name Benjamin.
Rebekah's nurse, Deborah died.
Nate changes Jacob's name to Israel and brings good to him.
Nate promises him the land that He gave Abraham and Isaac.
Israel built one of many altars to Nate.
Nate had blessed Israel with the love of making new animals all his life.
Sometimes this gift was hard to manage.
Israel, on most days, could think of nothing much else.
He could not concentrate on other things--even his own family at times which caused everyone stress.
Isaac, the father of Israel and Esau, died.
As they promised each other, his sons finally made a new animals together for their dead father.

Genesis 36:

Esau took his wives into his tent with his new animals.
They enjoyed being playful with the new animals that he made.
The claws would tickle.
They were intoxicated from the fumes of the rubbing alcohol.
Esau teased them with his animals that he made for Nate.
His wives were excited by the thought of being so intimate with new animals made for Nate.
This was the closest that any woman could get to Heaven, and they knew it.
Nate appeared and appreciated their enthusiasm, but asked them to keep it clean and not be so sexual with creations made for Him.

Genesis 37:

Joseph was different from his brothers.
And Joseph's father, Israel, loved him the most because he was born when Israel was old.
So one Christmas Joseph's father made Joseph bunny ears made from real rabbit ears.
The brothers were jealous.
Joseph began hearing the voice of Nate through the rabbit ears.
His brothers thought he was a liar.
The voice of Nate told Joseph what he should do.
The voice of Nate heard through the bunny ears told Joseph what animal parts to sew together.
His brothers forced him to tell them what dreams he had had.
Joseph reluctantly told them that in his dream he was being worshipped.
This caused his father great concern since he was worried that Joseph thought he was Nate.
Joseph went to help his brothers with the sheep.
When the brothers saw Joseph coming they plotted to kill him.
They were apparently afraid of the power of the voice he heard in his head.
But only his brother Reuben stood up and said killing him would be wrong.
Reuben urged them to only throw him in a hole.
That is what they did.
But there was a rattlesnake in the hole and it bite and killed Joseph.
There was a rumbling in the sky and the earth grew dark.
Nate appeared wearing the rabbit ears and was very sad.
He asked the brothers who among them would deliver the news to their father Jacob?

Genesis 38:

At this time, Judah was confused.
He was in search of a wife and unsure of finding one.
He enters into a discussion with Nate about finding a wife.
Their banter is entirely composed of questions.
Since Judah has been looking for a wife for 20 years, he asks Nate if it's OK if he sews together his wife.
Nate asks him if a wife made of random dead animal parts would be very attractive?
Nate asks him will she be able to bear children or perhaps an animal/human hybrid?
Judah just wants to know what Nate wants him to do.
Nate allows Judah to make the woman out of animal parts, but does not allow her to conceive.

Genesis 39:

Nate speaks to all of earth and berates them--you have been lazy!
He reminds them that making new animals is the highest pursuit known to man.
He reminds them that they should not stop from making new animals even for a second.
Nate leads the entire earth in a call and response and in a vow...
"Broken heart, but I will make work."
"No energy, but I will make work."
"Think I'm crazy, but I will make work."
All men and all women repeated after Nate.

Genesis 40:

Nate visits all the men of earth in a dream. 
Nate asks them all to make Him a new animal.
Nate planned to keep His favorite.
The people would deliver their creations personally to Him.
The next morning everyone began working nonstop on this task.
No one slept.
A few pieces that stood out to Nate.
He commented on them.
When Nate found His favorite He simply said, "This piece, My children, is perfect.  It's simple, elegant, genius."

Genesis 41:

Conflicted, Pharaoh retreats to the woods.
He sings a blues to Nate about killing a cat for art.
He sings about killing other animals too.
He doesn't know if it is right or not.

to be continued...